Cardboard Groundhog

The continuing saga of an aging slacker on a limited budget, with an attention span to match.

Wednesday 29 August 2018

Posted by Cardboard Groundhog at 08:17

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Cardboard Groundhog: Cardboard Groundhog:

1.) Not a real groundhog.

2.) Like a paper tiger, but a groundhog.

3.) "Think about it: who cares a flying fuck whether or not an office superstore wishes them a seasonal greeting? I find it offensive. I'd prefer if, in December, a large office supply corporation held a "Just Pretend It's February" promotional campaign. If a company did that, I'd camp out in their stores all through December. The most seasonal thing you'd see would be a cardboard groundhog on a fake Groundhog Day reminding you to upgrade your PC's memory card."
- Douglas Coupland, The Gum Thief.

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