LUCKY REVIVE!

Okay, last year was a freaking wash. This time for sure. I couldn't have a less original muse than the hooch, but it is what it is.



Reason #207 I will never join a rollicking party of brave adventurers:
"So, every Potion in our stockpile appears to be some variation on Pumpkin Spice, and half of them have mysteriously been drank even though we've fought like three goblins..."
"(hic) Umm...it wash da bard."